It's simple: describe a band using three other bands.

Ballyhoo!

If Sublime, 311, & Green Day came together to form a giant robot to destroy all of the shitty music in the world, it would be called “BALLYHOO!“. All the bad music would crumble by the hand of the meolodic Funky-Reggae/Rock grooves & menacing percussion. (CDBaby via @gilzow)

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Little Joy

Little Joy – Like The Strokes were hangin’ with Velvet Underground and Nico at a Brazilian beach house. (via @rainnwilson via @KathleenD)

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Gavin Harrison & 05Ric

Gavin Harrison & 05Ric is what happens when Pete Gabriel, King Crimson, and The Call get taught timekeeping by astrophysicists. (via @zeruch)

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Princeton

Princeton = “…a cross between The Shins, Sufjan Stevens, and a library.” (via @kaskew via @luxlotus)

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Eugene Chadbourne

If Derek Bailey impaled Earl Scruggs and Bob Dylan with a fork in the forehead, you’d get Eugene Chadbourne. (via @kucharo)

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Voivod

Voivod is what happens when Diamond Head and Budgie stumble across the dead body of Iron Maiden in an alley at 4 am. (via @kucharo)

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Kyoto Jazz Massive

Kyoto Jazz Massive is what happens when Kruder & Dorfmeister hang out at Theivery Corporation’s Tokyo pad with Thelonious Monk (via @KathleenD)

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Subb

Subb is what you get when the guys from Slightly Stoopid get high with the guys from Rancid & decide to do Bedouin Soundclash covers. (via @gilzow)

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Foals

Foals are what happens when 80s King Crimson, Talking Heads and Wire meet in a fun and pretentious scenster stew. (via @zeruch)

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Cher

Cher is bad deconstructive surgery of Gwar-like proportions, meets Elton John headcase and Jess Simpson talent deficit. (via @zeruch)

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